When my
mom tried to explain to me I would be going to a place where I had no control
over my mind and body and there were no TVs, I knew it would be unpleasant, but
when the Nazi Satan worshipers took me into this Hell, I was even surprised by
its torturous nature.
Later in
life, when I listened to "The Wall" by Pink Floyd, I knew that they had
attended the same elementary, Hayes Elementary. I'm telling you, really, it was
ridiculous! They thought they could be in charge of my daily agenda, the
time frame and even who I would communicate
with. They didn't allow commerce, gambling, brawling, kissing and running, pulling
hair.... They were cramping a young pimp daddy style. How could I enjoy life, finance my operations, keep my bad boy who needs a woman's love image in this environment!
No one
had ever controlled me before. Not the doctors, nurses, sultry erotic large
breasted pouty mouth blonde pre-K student teacher, parents or the U.S. military. How could this small city run, state supported operation contain me? I mean
lets face it, if that pre-K student teacher couldn't do it, no one could! I mean contain my brilliance, of course. They
just wanted to stifle me and rid me of creativity and teach me to comply to
societal constraints. Do we let these czars and dictators win again? I said, "No! Do not constrain me, as I may have the answers society needs, if just given
the freedom to explore my world and gain
knowledge and wisdom". They just wanted to demonstrate their authority
under the disguise of education. More
like kill my creative juices. Well, they weren't even interested in
negotiating a peace....so, it was war
from the start. They shot first with my flag of truce still high in the
air.
I haven't even gone to bed yet! And then, ride the bus! Have you seen this piece of crap form
of transportation?! No safety devices. Not even belts. Built in the late 18th
century, by the monks, to torture pagans! (I mean really it is uncomfortable) Crammed in like sardines to max capacity so, if we do crash our little bodies
might act as air bags and save a few. Oh and bus rules... the Hitler youth
campaign starts here. You know, with rules and compliance and proper behaviors.
Then,
there is homeroom, lunchroom and cafeteria food! Definitely future blogs!....
Let's get back on subject, the devil's
elementary school minions attempted control of me.
So, let's
get straight to my conversation with
Mrs. White after she threatened my kinder boy balls.
"So
ma'am you want to set the agenda for my education after you only got a C average in a state college? You wish to
limit my mobility and communication by assigning me a seat and place me away from my gang? I
think you have profiled me and that is wrong. (First to use that, by the way,
back in '68) I have not received due process! You are restricting my ability to
do commerce, both of which I believe, to impinge on my civil rights. And lets
get real! I mean tardies, monitored bathroom breaks, daily testing, busywork
you call homework (which attempts control outside the prison walls) no gum or candy, no gambling (big part of my
early childhood) and no leaving the campus without permission! No red blooded, free thinking, American child would put up with this crap! I said, "Hell No!! Kiss
my five year old ass!!!".
I loved detention! My creative juices could
flow. The most interesting people in
the school would meet there to compare trends, strategies, techniques and
develop programs. They left a student teacher that didn't even have a C
average in college to watch us. I helped develop spy programs, counter-
insurgency units and my speciality, sabotage! The hottest chicks were in
detention! We called them the double D hotties. (That would mean something
else later. We were only 5!) And I fell hard for their leader, Patti. Well, that is
another blog. Maybe the next one....
I am out!
Take care.
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