The Chase - Part 1

Today's blog is more of a technical blog. Short, to the point and full of tangents.

We need to discuss the techniques of chasing girls.

 

I am a bad boy, Gunslinger, as you know. Naughty by nature and my bad boy image serves me well when it comes to the ladies. They all want to tame me and then throw me aside. When I come to the playground there is always a few that want to be chased and I must abide. At least one chase a day and sometimes many more! 

 

Being a bad boy got me transferred to a lot of different schools, but that isn't a bad thing... more chasing.

When you're new, well, that is the best chasing you will ever see, because you're the undiscovered country. The big mystery. You can see it in their eyes!.....Do you have a good chase in you? Can you stay up? How long can you chase? What size are your shoes? Do they have good traction? How are you in the turns? Are you just quick or do you really have the stamina to stay up? How many have you chased before me? How many have you caught? Well ladies, I can chase ......and sometimes I choose to catch!

 

Chasing begins long before the running. You must start the game early. Look for your prey and study her. What shoes does she have? Girls change shoes frequently and you might catch her on a bad shoe day. Or she might put on the bad running shoes to draw you in or be caught. Stay aware! They are smarter than you and, if you let your guard down, you will become the prey!

 

To get the ladies interested in the chase is a must. You can't just run at a girl and she takes off. There is nothing more embarrassing than when she just stands there and gives you a look... like you ain't got enough chase in you for her to start running. I have never experienced it, because I know chase, but I have seen it and those poor guys never recover.

 

Getting to take off:

First, you must take care of the fore chase, pre-game or foreplay, as we call it.  You got to get them interested and the juices flowing or this chase won't ever happen. This is the most important part of the chase! You can't chase if there is no take off and there is no take off if you can't get into their head.

 

This is one of those many paradoxes you will run into with girls. There are a lot of paradoxes and we don't have time to list them. This is the paradox where you first have to get them to not like you and then annoy them even more so they want you to chase. I don't make up the rules I just observe and abide. You must annoy and it takes well thought out planning and real work. But you want the chase right, so do the work! You may have to be downright obnoxious, but don't overshoot to "he is such a jerk". It is a real art form. Watch the best in action locally and take in some TV. Hair pulling, interrupting, hyperactivity, getting in trouble with the teacher, passing notes, whatever your technique put some passion in it. The ladies will appreciate the attention and effort in the end. It is all about staying in her mind. All the time. You must get in your head and stay there.

Sometimes you have to go into a more advanced mode, for the more sophisticated lady. I call this back and forth. It is an advanced technique. I like you, I don't like you... (like a rubber band) go away, come back, send them away and beg them back. The interest level will go sky high and you will become the passionate love/hate chase interest. You will stay in her head!

 

You must also throw off all others. When a guy asks about that cute little girl you have your eye on you say, "She seems fine now since she is back from Juvie and I don't really see any effect from the head injury she gave me".

 

This process of annoyance without jerk hood is work and not for the faint of heart. I am lucky I was given the gift of annoyance and attention getting. It has served me well. If you work hard, are persistent and do it well, the tension builds and soon the chase is on.

 

The chase begins....

 

Ok, let's discuss some chase recommendations. When you're five, the ladies are taller and  faster. Once you hit the playground, if all the effort you've put in has worked, then chase you will! But remember you are at a distinct disadvantage physically and they are smarter than you. Don't forget, they control the chase in so many ways.

 

They have few weaknesses, but they love the bad boys and they love the chase! When you first get to where her and her girls are playing you must get noticed. Get her attention and her friend's attention. Her friends are your ally. They give her props when you flirt and if she is a little reluctant they will help give the push you need to move the chase forward. Once noticed, play hard to get. I know it doesn't make sense, but it is their rules. Wear good shoes, loose clothing and wait for her eyes to connect with yours. She will give you a warning before the start, the 'maybe' look, the little wiggle and the hair flip. You will know when it is time to go. You will see it in her eyes! You have to run. It's time. It may not happen again. Take off!!  Run fast! Never be half ass in a chase. If you don't have 110% to give, don't chase that day. Got to keep your rep and performance strong!!! 

 

You always start from a good distance behind. That is the nature of this game, forever....

 

Find a good spot with traction and then go hard! Work it!!! You must be quick. I think running bases on the baseball field is the best practice. You learn to work the turns. Girls are famously quick turners and change their minds on which direction they may go at a moment's notice. They have turbo speed and if you move to weakly or touch the hair wrong they may use it and you will be in the dust.

 

Next blog the chase recommendations continue... chasing Patti, little kisses, and what if you catch one.

 

Until next time, I am out! Take care.